I won’t go into a detailed blog, but I’ll just put this story down which basically ruined my night:

Friend and I are in a group of girls dancing. I am close with one girl and he is close with another girl.

Suddenly, a bisexual girl that I met last year ppears. Last year, my friend narrowly almost hooked up with her, but I hooked up with her instead, and I didn’t call her the next day, per se.  She wasn’t the best looking girl in the world.

She says hello, and tries to grind with me. I don’t want to. She hangs around, not going away.  After about 30 minutes she has somehow worked her way into the group and is now the star of the group of girls. Long story short, after another 30 minutes, she is making out with the girl i was dancing with originally!

OMG I just had my grass cut by a lesbian!! I Hate Lesbians!! Has this ever happened to someone else on the face of this planet? My god. So I am left there with my blue balls. The rest of the night was ruined and I was in a state of shock…. FML

On top of this, lesbian had brang a friend, and that friend, too kissed my friend’s girl. So it was a double whammy. We were no longer men.

Karma is a bitch. Always call the girl the next day if you don’t want this to happen to you.

Cheerios

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A friend has asked us to accompany her tonight to a 28th birthday at Manhattan. Time to check it out!

We arrive, and the register clearly has a $20 sign. However they just stamp us and let us in. Strange…

Manhattan Lounge (Fridays)
Website: http://www.themanhattan.com.au/
Music: RNB
Crowd: Asian
Entry: $20 stated. $10 was also reported, but we got in for free
Location: 50 Elizabeth St, Martin Place (Right next door to Hotel Chambers, Across the road from Verandah Bar)
Space: Walk downstairs and its about the same dance area as Bamboo/Hotel Chambers, without the outside bits. It’s long, pretty narrow small, and provides a cosy atmosphere somewhat. Again, no photos, I’m sorry.

NB: This was the last of the in-house Fridays. A new organised event is now in place for Friday’s at Manhattan, called FunkInk. www.funkinkonline.com

Timeline
Bumping into people
1/ Bumped into my uncle’s best friend. He’s almost 30 but still looks early 20’s. We have a bit of a chat. I ask if he cleanses, tones an moisturises. He confirmed it, and even had the time to exfoliate every week. I can’t wait to be 30.

2/ Bumped into a girl I met at Crystal Bar last year. We had kept in contact, but she has a very stuck up attitude. She demands I give her attention. Her view on things make me laugh and I brush her off. Later as we dance, she comes right into our circle and grinds with me. It’s hard to ignore someone when they throw themselves at you. Her friends were normal, and I actually wanted to go for them instead.

Atmosphere / Music
Given the small area, people were all cosied up near each other. So whenever you were in the dance area, it was always seemingly ‘not dead’, when it probably was. However the place and vibe wasn’t too bad at all. Music was typical RNB to keep people happy.

Family Run Bar = slow.
Took about 15 minutes to get served glasses of water. Even then, we only got half a cup full, as they were so busy. The bar looked to be run by a family, as they all looked very similar.

Coda
Friends left 1.30. I left to go onto Side Bar

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I spent a lot this week, so I was going for a tight ass night. To make sure of this, I went on my own because as we all learned a few weeks ago, lazy friends will otherwise pick the closest club and you gotta pay premium. Not that I’m against my friends – I’ve promised to go clubbing with them next week. So in my world tonight, I was entitled for a tight ass night.

Initial attack: Create a guestlist for UN Nightclub. Line up at 9.30 and get in before 10.30 for free. (A few weeks ago, lining up at 10pm was a bad idea since the line was already 1 hour long).
Guestlist was confirmed (www.chocolatesydney.com) and I was set to go.

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