A  friend asked why we were going to a birthday at Docks Hotel, as both our names were submitted. I asked to get a copy of the list. and there it was, a list MY FRIENDS names submitted for a guest list under a name called BEN L. It was the exact same list I used for submitting my own guestlists – even my name was on the list!

To BEN L,

WHOEVER YOU ARE, BACK OFF.  YOU ARE USING MY FRIENDS NAMES AS A GUESTLIST – GET YOUR OWN FRIENDS!!

AND WHOEVER PASSED MY LIST TO BEN – YOU’RE A FUCKTARD OF A PROMOTER. HEARD OF PROFESSIONALISM? (DON’T EVEN TRY TO POINT OUT IRONY IN THIS POST, I’M NOT THE ONE MAKING MONEY)

That is all you loser. I would draw a spider with seven legs as well, but fuck that.

Best wishes,
James

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