Lead Up
Suzanne unofficially broke up with her boyfriend Tim. A night out at a gay bar or at the cross was put on the table. She was keen. She also invited Alisha, David, and Tim the now unofficial ex. None of my personal friends were eager to hang out with me at the cross with a bunch of people I didn’t really know. Up to this point in time, I only knew Suzanne and Alisha, for a combined total of 5 minutes. Hmm.. Here we go…

The only rejection I enjoyed
Space was the first choice as it was rnb with fellow wogs and aussies (it’s Saturday, not Friday) We got rejected at Space because Tim was wearing old trackpants and a jacket from the early nineties. Reminded me of my brothers fashion sense. (thought: I need to get my brother some proper jeans this week, that lazy sod.) Dave got pissed off and talked to me about it as Tim went to get jeans from a friends place nearby. I supported the idea of abandoning Tim. Sue told us that Tim was begging to be back with her every moment he could. Tim was only here tonight to get back with Sue.

Quickie at sharkies:
Me and Dave went into sharkies to piss and more importantly, to have a dance. There were only two girls on the floor, dancing on the sidelines next to their table. We went up and somehow half integrated with them into a circle. We made some small talk with our partners. It felt jilted, but it went ok. We left on a happy note, full of happy stuff.

Breaking up is the hardest part:
Walked out of sharkies back to sue. She was in the middle of an argument with Tim. She didn’t want to go back to him. Dave stepped in (he’s a big guy) and repeated to Tim what Sue had said. Tim didn’t get it. After threats back and forth, it culminated in Dave getting his shirt ripped, and Tim attempting to smash a bottle on his head but missing. Tim ran off and we didn’t see him again that night. Sue was upset and apologized to me for such a bad start to the night. I didn’t know what to say. Dave looked ok but the happy stuff had disippated.

We went down oxford st and some guy gave us free passes to Havana. So ends the biggest lead up to our main destination..

Havana nightclub:
The venue has been covered before for Friday nights so here are some essentials for Saturdays:
Cover charge: $15. Free before midnight with a free pass.
Crowd: aussies and wogs. Young. More guys than girls. Girls were good.
Music: house. Commercial.
Atmosphere: tonight was busy. Friendly crowd.


Experiences
Entry: It was much more packed than Friday nights. That’s for sure. Perhaps everyone here had scored a free pass off that guy on the street. I went to dance, while the girls bought drinks for themselves.

Girls don’t hook up with posers.
Me and Dave went to random girls. I would pull off a pose that always scared the girls. They would walk away or turn their shoulders to me. Cold. Oh well, that was fun while it lasted. Just needed to write this as a reminder not to use this technique on strangers.

Alcohol is good
It wasn’t long until the girls got drunk. Sue hooked up with a random named Aaron, also drunk. I spoke to an 18 year old guy. It was his birthday. Even he had two blonde bombshells by his side. Was I missing something? I was quite possibly the hottest guy that night! I’m an exotic asian from the far east. Please westerner, take me!! Oh well… I guess it’s about confidence and personality too, which I don’t have.

Music:
It was good. Enough said. Almost all the songs had me going until the end of our night. They only played a few commercial tracks, the rest was good house.

Alcohol is bad
I am sitting next to sue and alisha who are so drunk. Sue is crying about how aaron ditched her. I really didn’t say anything because 1, I had no advice, and 2, she was drunk and wouldn’t remember anyway. I took a break to the toilet. I came out 30 seconds later… There was a FIGHT!!

Fight!
That’s two fights in two attendances at Havana. It was Aaron punching it up someone! He was fighting some other guys, who tried to crack onto Sue while I was gone. Crazy. They kicked out everyone except Aaron, who sported a large cut to his knuckle. Sue and Alisha kept drinking. Really crazy. They were drunk but looked sober so were able to buy more drinks.

James Tran goes babysitting
I had to ask the bartenders to stop giving alcohol to the girls. I felt like a babysitter at this time instead of a dancer. I was, by now, constantly looking over from a distance they were ok and hadn’t gotten into another altercation with any of the guys they openly flirted with. I even had the crossed arms and shaking head as the drunken stupendour personified by two girls happened before my eyes.

Aaron left and the girls gave chase to follow out of the club… It was 4am. Suzanne thought she was superwoman and tried to fly down the stairs by leaning over and falling forwards. I wasn’t strong enough to carry suzanne off her legs, so I dragged her as her feet clopped the stairs. Aaron was next to her telling her that she didn’t take him seriously and wasn’t going to enter a relationship. She wasn’t listening. Meanwhile, each time she found her footing, instead of walking with me, she tried to jump and fly down the stairs again. Sympathetic Aaron finally helped me halfway and carried her down, his mouth still blabbering about suzanne not being serious.

Coda
We finally got outside. Crazy.

What happens when you try to walk two drunk girls down oxford st (Babysitting part 2):
– the girls run onto the road outside havana and nearly get hit by taxis.
– I ran to the median strip and gripped both girls tight as traffic rushes by, praying to any god out there that I don’t lose grip and let the dogs out.
– Suzanne randomly throws Alisha’s jumper in the air. It lands on top of a tall signpost. The drunk girls desperately try to jump and climb the pole. Hilarious.
– gay guy walks by. The girls break free and tell him how hot he is. I regrab and walk on.
– guy with pizza comes by. Suzanne is so hungry she reaches to get his pizza. I say “no!” and try to pull her arm back. She manages to rip half his pizza slice but my arm grab makes suzanne drop the pizza on the ground. She still wants to eat it. I had to stop sue from grabbing the pizza off the pavement. Big apology to the guy.
– another gay guy. More chaos until I can drag away.
– girls then start yelling out “JAMES IS THE COOLEST ASIAN EVER.. WOGS ARE SO HOT.” throughout.
– every remotely looking caucasian is asked if they are wogs or aussies. Either response is met with a “I HATE AUSSIES! WOGS ARE HOT!”
– Straight guy. Sue spills her story. He talks to her. Sue, then instantly declares “I’M GETTING SEX TONIGHT!”. The guy instantly lights up and sits her down. Maybe he can take both girls off me so I can go home. He leaves after she mentions the baby.
– I’m pretty much inserting a swear word in between every other word by now. The girls collapse and lie on the ground laughing. I groan, pull both up and the dragging continues. It’s a great look isn’t it – an asian guy dragging two white girls to who knows where..
– After a few more men, straight and gay, we finally reached our final guy before the station.. a police officer. “OMG A POLICE OFFICER!!”. They break loose and run towards him, hungry for something. The officer was withdrawing money from the ATM and almost thinks the girls are trying to rob him. The officer grabs his money and runs away. Girls chase and I have to grab and drag them back again…

Overall
Go if you’re bored on Saturday and just want house.

 

2 Responses to Saturdays @ Havana – 1st September 2007

  1. dr_stoopid says:

    Funniest entry EVER!

    [P.S.] Alisha is totally fly with glow sticks. Mesmerizing.

  2. James says:

    wow this was a random post. the alisha in this one was different from last night

    last night was fun lol.

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